Wednesday, July 2, 2014

#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave

Nate’s 9: Things Tim Howard Could Save

Before we delve in I just want to say that none of these ideas are mine, only that Twitter is blowing up with all the memes and I took about a half hour while the kids were playing in the Burger King maze to go through them all.  I enjoyed each one, but here are the 9 greatest.  Search the hashtag: #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave to find all of them.

#9. The Dinosaurs.  While a little far-fetched, the meme of Tim Howard blocking a meteor from hitting the earth was pretty amusing.

#8. Luis Suarez from biting Giorgio Chiellini. Howard dives in and catches the teeth of one biting Suarez.  I thought that one was pretty good.

#7. Me 15% by getting me switched to Geico.  A little play-on-words, but not bad.

#6. The World Trade Center Towers.  Only if.  A cartoon meme of Howard as a Godzilla type character reaching out and knocking down the planes.  Good stuff.

#5. Steven Gerrard from slipping.  I’m not sure if he’d want to, but the meme of him reaching out to save Gerrard from falling in the Chelsea game was hilarious. Who comes up with these?

#4. Minnesota Sports. Loved it because it’s true. Imagine Howard on MNUFC. We’d never lose.

#3. Ned Stark’s head. Sent out by some of the characters on Game of Thrones.  Creative, and imagine how different things would be if he did save Stark’s life.

#2. Mufasa.  Scar would hate him.  But it was my favorite meme by far.  Right before Mufasa falls into the stampede from the top of the cliff.  Simba probably would’ve made a better king with Mufasa’s influence anyway.  Just saying.

#1. My Parents Marriage.  I’m sure multiple Twitterati have posted this since the original, but it’s still the only one that made me burst out laughing.  No meme to speak of for it, but I don’t think it needs one.  Successfully completes the full 15 seconds of fame in my opinion.  No one 20 years of now will know why Tim Howard saving a parent’s marriage is so funny, but for this week only, it was news worthy.

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