Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Soccer (European Footy) Preview

2016 European Football Preview

            I blinked and the season has arrived! It was a wonderful off-season, as we pretty much had soccer all the way through. We kicked off with the Copa America which was won once again by Chile in a resilient fashion against Argentina, while the European Championships were expanded to 24 teams, which almost benefited the champions Portugal the entire way. They were boxed into a relatively easy group, didn’t play to their very best, and squeaked through the “easier” side of the knockout rounds. Then, after Cristiano Ronaldo went down, showed purpose and ambition against France in the final. It wasn’t the most beautiful football, and it should probably go back to 16 teams, but the greatest story of the tournament was Iceland, and without those 8 extra slots, they are probably back at home, and we have no idea what the Icelandic Clap even is. So I’ll take it. Now we have 3 weeks of Olympic soccer to round out the summer, and I must say that it was nice to have a game on just about every single day during the summer break.

            Barcelona or Real Madrid will most likely beat ______ for the Champions League title, and that’s all that we really need to know. Thanks for reading.


           


I kid. Let’s get started.

English Premier League:

Champions: Manchester United (If he expects it, I expect it, and so here we go.)

Top 4: Manchester City, Tottenham, Chelsea. Arsenal didn’t do enough for me in the transfer market, even though there is still time. While I don’t think City’s squad will be humming by the end, they definitely have enough in their arsenal (ha ha) to push United hard to the finish line. I really like Fernandinho, David Silva and Ilkay Gundogan in the center of the pitch; once they have them all together and fit, City could really be approaching four trophies. Tottenham will quietly win a lot of matches this year, and stay out of the news. Chelsea gets their spirit back, and I don’t think they’re done shopping. Liverpool could make their way into the top 4; Klopp is working his magic, with less than magical players sans Coutinho.

Relegated: Burnley, Hull City, Sunderland. Sorry Moyes. I like the guy, I really do, but his squad sucks. He did not make it better. Burnley will be tough to beat, and I really like the Stefan Defour signing. Hull is strange. Not sure what the deal was with Steve Bruce, but the instability of what they might go through probably gets them back to the Championship. ß God, I hate saying that.

Surprise Package: Everton if they keep Romelu Lukaku. Also, if they are able to pluck Joe Hart off of City, I could see them finishing 7th. They have a solid foundation, and a manager that I believe will get the best out of these players this season. Ross Barkley could finally take that step up too, and hit the world class level. Sorry Leicester.

Favorite Signing: Paul Pogba – Manchester United. It’s personal.

Spanish La Liga:

Champions: This is so annoying. Only 3 teams can do it, and likely it’ll be between 2. I’m going to go with Barcelona on this again.

Top 4: Atletico, Real Madrid, Valencia. This is assuming Valencia keeps all of their current players. They’re really getting hammered lately by the “bigger clubs”. Sevilla made a lot of changes, Villarreal lost some pretty big talent, and the two Basque clubs will be around, just not playing for the Champions League places. Atletico just gets jacked up competing for this trophy, while Real gets jacked up for the European one. I think it might play into the stripped team’s hands this time around. Their signings have been some of the best around, and they didn’t lose any top players this season. Look out.

Relegation: Alaves, Osasuna, Leganes. Cute stories all, and each club has a bit of history. I still can appreciate that Alaves played Liverpool hard to the end of one of the greatest matches I have ever seen (YouTube it if you have free time). They all pretty much yo-yo between the two divisions, so I thought to play it safe this time around.

Surprise Package: Valencia. Weird to say, considering it was a normal place for them 10 years ago. I just like what they did bringing in Nani and Martin Montoya while not losing much. Andre Gomes got taken by Barcelona for 50 million, but I think that they expected him to leave. Alvaro Medran should be able to lock up that role.

Favorite Signing: Kevin Gameiro – Atletico Madrid. Griezmann didn’t really need help, but they got some for him anyway. If Gameiro can play link up with Saul, Nicolas Gaitan and Griezmann, and put away some goals, Atletico probably gets a trophy this season.

German Bundesliga:

Champions: Bayern Munich. Going back to the high-pressure counter-attacking style sucks for the rest of the league. I feel like that’s Bayern football at its glittering best.

Top 4: Borussia Dortmund, FC Schalke, Bayer Leverkusen. I wanted to pick a surprise this year, because this league always seems to have one, but these 3 really put on the pressure to become top clubs this season. Each one of them made a massive signing that could influence games on the European level. These 3 positions will be very fun to watch.

Relegation: Darmstadt, Hoffenheim. Neither club really did anything to improve since last season, and I feel like they were both lucky to avoid the relegation zone for most of the season. Hoffenheim loses their best player – Kevin Volland – to Bayer Leverkusen. I’ll give 16th to Ingolstadt, but I think they win against whatever team it is they need to battle to stay up. FC Nuremburg perhaps?

Surprise Package: Well... I have two. I think Bayer Leverkusen could finish 2nd. I have them 4th, but if they stay fit, and maybe not push so hard on the European stage, they could challenge for a title depending on Bayern’s expectations of the league. My other pick is FSV Mainz who made it to European football in the final weeks of the season. They let youth play, and they aren’t afraid of the big boys. I could see them 5th by the end.

Favorite Signing: Ousmane Dembele – Borussia Dortmund. I damn near cried when I heard he signed for the Schwarz und Gelb. I knew of his talent when last season, both Pep Guardiola and Luis Enrique (of Bayern Munich and Barcelona lore) watched one of his games for Rennes. Then I watched 10 and fell in love. He had all of Europe at his feet, and decided to sign for this fantastic club. I hope it’s a happy marriage, and I think he becomes the next €100 million player.

Italian Serie A:

Champions: Juventus. So loaded.

Top 4: Anybody. It was an interesting off-season in Italian football. No one really made the signings necessary to chase Juventus (we still have 2 weeks), and some of the good clubs lost guys (i.e. Gonzalo Higuain leaving Napoli for Juventus, Miralem Pjanic leaving Roma for... Juventus). I guess I would say Roma, Inter, and Lazio?

Relegation: Crotone, Empoli, Pescara. Just playing the odds here. Sassuolo and Chievo could be close to it as well.

Surprise Package: Well Inter based on my predictions, but I think it’s because no one else improved enough. They might even finish 2nd, all things considered. No Champions League football, a couple healthy signings in Ever Banega and Antonio Candreva, and a sturdy defense. Frank De Boer is a nice little manager as well.

Favorite Signing: All of Juventus’ new players. (Pjanic, Higuain, Dani Alves, Marko Pjaca). They had one of the best overhauls in Europe. I don’t think they miss Pogba what so ever, and they should win this league quite easily.

Europe:

Champions League:

Final 8: Real Madrid, Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Manchester City, Leicester City, PSG.

            Just for fun, I’m going to assume Juventus gets a dirty draw (Bayern, Real, Barca?) and Leicester gets an Olympiakos or an Ajax. Wouldn’t the story be amazing if they could keep the drive alive? They’d have the entire continent pulling for them.

Champion: Barcelona. Andre Gomes was a sneaky good signing, and I think Samuel Umtiti raises his level to that of a Raphael Varane type player. Barcelona could be very good this year.

Europa League Champion: Sevilla. Might as well keep picking them, since they allow me to continue being right.


Players to Watch:

GK: Joe Hart. This has probably been rather demoralizing for him. Let’s see how he bounces back.

GK: Tim Howard. I’m just kidding, but maybe someone, somewhere watches a Colorado Rapids game this year because of him?

CB: Mats Hummels. I think I understand it, but I still need to see it. Does he raise his game to become the best of this generation?

CB: John Stones. He had been progressing to this point anyway, can he become England and City’s best around?

LB: Luke Shaw. If he can get a full season, he might become one of the best in Europe. In the mold of an Ashley Cole.

CM: Ya Ya Toure: Read Joe Hart’s.

CM: James Rodriguez. He’s one of the best around, why can’t he get a game at Madrid?

RM: Arjen Robben. Such a wasted talent; between the injuries and the poor sportsmanship; he could have been one of the greats. Can we get one more year?

CAM: Mario Götze. This whole situation pretty much speaks for itself.

CM’s: Miralem Pjanic and Sami Khedira. Can they put together a Paul Pogba type season for the black and white stripes?

ST: Diego Costa. I’m putting the over/under amount of cards received at 20.

ST: Gabigol. Who gets the next Brazilian great? (I’m saying Inter, because they can play him).

ST: Breel Embolo. Oh my. Could be the world’s next great ST. How in the heck did FC Schalke sign him up?

ST: Morata. I think he’s better than Karim Benzema, if Madrid is to repeat, can the two of them sync on the pitch?

World’s 11
GK: Manuel Neuer
LB: David Alaba
CB: Mats Hummels
CB: Leonardo Bonucci
RB: Philip Lahm (I’m not kidding, they could be sensational. But Barca still beats them)
AM: Neymar. (I need to put him deep, but you get it).
CM: Toni Kroos.
CM: N’golo Kante (I thought his price was cheap).
AM Anthony Martial
ST: Messi
ST: Robert Lewandowski

My 11

GK: David De Gea
LB: Luke Shaw
CB: Mats Hummels
CB: Chris Smalling
RB: Lukasz Piszczek
CM: Paul Pogba
CM: Ivan Rakitic
CM: Luka Modric
LF: Marcus Rashford
10: Wayne Rooney
RF: Pierre Emmerick Aubameyang


Share your own 11’s or your thoughts on the season! So excited that it’s here!