Monday, June 30, 2014

LeBron Destinations

Nate’s Nine: Places I Would Like to See LeBron End Up

Thank goodness I've made the switch from Sportscenter and ESPN to Fox Sports 1 and their sports news program Fox Sports Live.  At least they dedicate more than 5 minutes to the World Cup, and don’t spend an entire half an hour talking about LeBron James and his next destination.  However, I would like to take the next 30 minutes from my life, and talk about LeBron James and his next destination.

#9 – Minnesota Timberwolves. I jest, but from a championship caliber perspective, it actually makes a bit of sense.  The one thing that the Wolves have lacked since the last time they made the playoffs 10(!) years ago is a scoring small forward option.  They thought they had it with Wes Johnson.  They may have believed that Derrick Williams could’ve played that role.  Now, the rest of the team is adequate and should have made the playoffs.  Love is one of the top five-ten players in the league.  Rubio anticipates very well, and actually made some positive steps this past year to show that he belongs in the league.  I think if LeBron were to come to Minnesota, he and Rubio could split PG duties, and that would help against the high quality PG’s that Rubio has a hard time guarding.  Plus if you think about it, LeBron is really one of the 15 best PG’s in the league already.  He and Love would be very difficult to stop, and Gorgui Dieng would be Minnesota’s version of Udonis Haslem.  But not only is this a long shot, Minnesota wouldn't be on a list of places to visit for LeBron.  Does make a bit of sense though.

#8 – Los Angeles Clippers.  Probably the most realistic shot for LeBron winning multiple championships, but logistically, I think it would be very difficult to get him there.  They are already in a complicated salary cap situation (No more caps!), and would likely have to move a few players back to the Heat if they were seriously considering signing LeBron.  However, a team that could run with LeBron, Chris Paul, Jamal Crawford and DeAndre Jordan would be very dangerous, and even more so considering that Doc Rivers and his defensive principles would make this team almost unstoppable.  I’m assuming that the Heat would ask for Blake Griffin in return, and quite possibly Darren Collison, Danny Granger and/or J.J. Redick as well.  Still if I’m the Clippers, I would make this trade in a heartbeat; LeBron already knows what it takes to win a title in this league, and I think that Griffin is holding L.A. back and not Chris Paul or any of the others.

#7 – Los Angeles Lakers.  Depending on whether or not Kobe Bryant would be willing to restructure his American sports high deal, the Lakers could offer LeBron a max deal.  I’ll be curious to see what their plans are for Pau Gasol, but I imagine that if there is any chance that LeBron would consider Los Angeles, that Gasol would be on the way out.  This wouldn’t be my favorite place for LeBron to go, but it does make a bit of sense.  They are in desperate need of PG play, especially considering that no one has any idea what Steve Nash can contribute anymore.  The only other point guard on the team is Kendall Marshall who isn’t terribly poor at the position, but he’s a subpar shooter who doesn’t offer the team anything at all defensively.  If the Lakers are going to be back in the playoffs next season, they are going to need more from that spot.  That’s where LeBron comes in.  There aren’t very many accomplished point guards available in free agency; one might say that the only one worth chasing is Kyle Lowry.  The problem is he will have many suitors, and will cost a ton.  But if they can convince LeBron that building a team with him as the focal point, and nice complimentary pieces in Julius Randle and Kobe Bryant, he may just consider bringing his version of Showtime to Los Angeles.

#6 – Philadelphia 76ers.  Go ahead and laugh.  This was consistently one of the worst teams in the NBA last season.  But, hear me out.  First, they have the NBA’s next great PG in Michael Carter-Williams once he gets his turnovers down and slows the game down a little bit.  Second, Nerlens Noel is a huge talent and we’ll finally showcase those skills next season.  Third, Joel Embiid and Dario Saric both have tons of potential and could’ve been #1 picks in other seasons.  LeBron would fit into a young lineup that with him, could challenge for the Eastern Conference title rather quickly and if they mold well together, could do so for multiple seasons.  I liken it to the 76ers when Moses Malone got traded to them from Houston and they went on to win an NBA championship.  Not that Carter-Williams is close to a Julius Erving talent, but LeBron is better than Malone ever was, and they would have the talent to go a long way together.

#5 – New York Knicks.  I actually would prefer not to see him here, but I think that because it is moderately realistic that I have to talk about it.  I would like to say nevertheless that the Knicks are a franchise in complete disarray and not even Phil Jackson will be able to turn this franchise around quickly.  Now that they traded Tyson Chandler and Raymond Felton, along with Carmelo Anthony deciding to test free agency, the most talented player on this roster might just be Tim Hardaway Jr, which is rather brutal.  I imagine that one of the first things Phil Jackson does is remove JR Smith from any sort of team association.  LeBron would be great New York specifically from a marketing perspective and the fact that Adam Silver would love to make New York relevant again in today’s market.  Nothing would be better for the NBA than the Knicks being close to or at the top. I think LeBron is smarter than this, and understands that like Michael and Kobe he doesn’t need to be in New York to improve and advance his brand further.  From a basketball standpoint, I think his numbers would be as great as they would ever be, but that’s more a result of the lack of serious talent on the Knicks roster.

#4 – Chicago Bulls. Another unlikely scenario, just because even if LeBron won the next 3 titles, he would still be in the shadow of some former Chicago Bull.  I like this combination if Derrick Rose could actually play in more than 10 games per season, but I don’t see that happening, so this move would be tough to make.  Chicago already has a number of good wing players, but they wouldn’t have anyone to push the tempo on their roster if Rose is injured.  Defensively they would be top notch; Noah and James are a match for anyone in the league, plus Jimmy Butler is underrated as a defender.  A more likely scenario is Carmelo Anthony wearing the red and black, but I wouldn’t be mad at LeBron if Chicago could find a way to convince he and Dwayne Wade to sign here.

#3 – Cleveland Cavaliers. I don’t even think they will believe it can happen with the recent drafting of Andrew Wiggins.  If they truly believed that LeBron was coming back to Cleveland, I think they are better suited to draft either Jabari Parker or Joel Embiid.  The drafting of Wiggins is rather redundant if they were going to attempt and sign LeBron.  Unless they still have a sign-and-trade in store.  I’m going to assume they did and it’s with Miami.  So if Wiggins ends up in Miami, Cleveland makes a killing and things get really interesting.  Will Cleveland embrace LeBron?  Will Kyrie stay for less money for the chance to get a head start on some NBA championships.  Can these two do it with Tristan Thompson and Dion Waiters as their complimentary starters?  Doesn’t Spencer Hawes create the same problems that LeBron was having in Miami?  All these things would be interesting, and I do think Cleveland becomes the favorite in the east if it does happen, but I’m hardly convinced.

#2 – Miami Heat.  I think after all the moves they made during the draft that this is the most realistic landing place for LeBron, but I do believe that even he understands that there may be something better out there for him.  It’s not the most rabid fan base, but I think that the Miami Heat have taken on the appearance of a villain organization, but the squad has been built to support him, and now they can offer him a ton of cash.  I won’t elaborate much on the dynamics of LeBron being in the lineup, just because we have all seen it for the last 4 years.  I do believe it makes sense, and if the right pieces come back, they do have a good shot at winning it all next year.

#1 – Houston Rockets.  They really have done a masterful job getting rid of cap and creating the necessary space to sign either Anthony or LeBron.  Even though I believe that it is unlikely that either one signs on with Houston, I do think we could see one of the great teams of all-time if LeBron decided to go against the grain and sign with the Rockets.  First, he has never played with a big man as gifted as Dwight Howard.  There are critics who don’t think that LeBron could play with a center, I am of the minority that I think it would change his game similar to the way Shaq and Kobe complimented each other.  I think that James Harden’s best role was that of sidekick to Kevin Durant and would be willing to morph back into that kind of player if it meant winning championships down in Houston.  The fact that Houston already has those 2 players and still has enough room to sign LeBron is impressive and shows how hungry the organization is to try and win.  I think that LeBron will be thinking all these things through, and while I believe Houston would become instant favorites, I don’t believe LeBron will leave the close friendships that he has developed with Wade and Chris Bosh.  It’s enticing, it’s probably an improvement talent wise for the long-term, and they can give him the max deal that he reportedly seeks, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned about LeBron over the years of watching him it’s that he succeeds when he’s comfortable and I believe that he is most comfortable in Miami.  We shall see.

Enjoy Free Agency you NBA meatheads!

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Favorite Soda Flavors

Nate’s 9: Favorite Soda Flavors

Perhaps I am running out of ideas.  Or maybe it’s because I love pop so much.  But this idea just popped into my head the second I sat down, and I already knew just about all of them.  There’s definitely enough types of pop that doesn’t make this a cinch; in fact you may be surprised at what the top 3 might bring.  Let’s drink sugar!

I – A shout out to Crystal Pepsi.  You were pretty cool.


#9 – Vanilla Coke.  Although it’s to a certain extent fallen by the wayside, I really enjoyed Coke Vanilla in its zenith.  It came out around the time I turned 21; earlier than Vanilla flavored Vodka, so a Coke Vanilla Vodka was my drink of choice for quite some time.  I understand it was always going to be short-lived, but just like the ice cream, you can’t really go wrong.  Stoli and Smirnoff have seen to that.


#8 – Sprite.  Another beverage that I really don’t care for lonely in an isolated form, but tastes delicious when combined with a vodka or whiskey.  Even an Amaretto sprite isn’t the worst idea ever.  That lemon-lime flavor is the perfect complement to so many mixed drinks and well as those “fu-fu” drinks that the ladies seem to enjoy.  While I enjoyed making Seven-up mine, Sprite wins the caffeine free drink race.

#7 – Mug/IBC. I might receive a lot of criticism for this one, and believe me; I thought my root beer through.  They are just about all fantastic, especially under the coldest of circumstances on a hot day.  But for me, these two I can drink without restraint.  A&W is great, but really goes well in a float or over ice cream.  Dads is of the youth, but I just haven’t had enough to truly consider it a great.  1919 offers nostalgia as well as it always seems to be served at state fairs and carnivals and the like.  And Barq’s is quality.  These two are just a little bit better.


#6 – Cherry Coke.  Ah, the sweet nectar.  It’s a lovely combination; the excellence of coke merged with that pleasing cherry flavor that really gets the heart pumping.  It’s actually really poor when mixed with liquor, and I’m also not a fan of it at room temperature.  But it’s most often the drink of my choice when I go out to dinner, and looking for an enjoyable sober evening meal.

#5 – Mountain Dew.  Do the dew.  I’ve been probably doing it for over 20 years now if not longer.  Dew is great cold. It goes down quickly and can be put away at even 4 or 5 at a time.  It’s the perfect movie pop, card playing pop, basketball in the park pop, lying by the pool pop and most other group events.  I wouldn’t drink it with steak, and it’s kind of a poor combo with pizza.  It doesn’t have to be the be-all and everything.  It’s just delicious and nice to have around.


#4 – Mello Yello.  The old version did nothing for me, and when it got replaced, there was no one happier than me.  When they got rid of surge back in 2002, there was probably no one that was more heartbroken than I was.  But than Mello Yello came back with a vengeance. It’s new version with just a hint of orange juice concentrate was a fabulous idea, and for me the perfect breakfast soda.  I can and prefer to drink Mello Yello with a meal of scrambled eggs, toast and bacon.  I can drink it warm, cold and any other reasonable temperature.  It hasn’t quite hit legendary status for me, but whenever Target does their 5 for $10 on coke products, more often than not, it’s Mello for me.

#3 – Coke.  Mello Yello’s big brother. Part of the reason it scores so high is the feature that it can be found in just about every major eating facility in America.  You can find it at gas stations, restaurants, rest stops, sporting events, bars and every other place where people gather to have a drink . Coke goes great alone, with alcohol, with other pops (also known as a “Suicide”) and even tastes decent flat.  They are great branders of the drink, and do well to be very visible in most aspects of human life.  I can get it in Mexico, Europe and I’m assuming on every other continent that I haven’t visited unlike Pepsi, where I noticed their absence considerably when I was an exchange student in Germany.  Coke runs things, and I’m very ok with that.


#2 - OK soda.  Ha, ha, just kidding.  But I had to get it into a pop blog somehow.  It wasn’t great, but it was in every sense of the term, OK.








#2 – Tahitian Treat.  Indeed.  Speaking of sweet nectar… I will never understand why it’s only released in the tiniest of quantities.  I think it might be the best tasting pop of all-time; it’s like Hawaiian punch, but with that unique bite that can’t be described but only understood.  I still remember when I spilled some on my brand new bedroom carpet, and instead of my first thought being “well I better go clean it up”, I thought “crap, what a waste of Tahitian Treat.” Needless to say I didn’t clean it and the carpet still has a nice shade of red to this day.  Perhaps because it’s making a mark on my life.  Well, I’m proud to wear it like a scar.


#1 – Surge.  I probably gave it away a little while back, but Surge is one of the great innovative ideas of the 20th century.  The fact that it was going to be introduced as the MDK (Mountain Dew Killer) says everything.  It had great flavor.  It had great marketing.  I thought it had a great following but Coke claims that they only moved 100,000 cases per year (colinnekritz.com) and it declined considerably before they discontinued it in 2002.  I find that hard to believe as it was also sold at McDonalds and at sporting venues.  Here’s a pop who’s myth was so big, their legend so popular that people actually started believing that Surge was unhealthy to drink and loaded with caffeine.  (It had less caffeine than Mountain Dew).  It was the flavor that myself and the other Surge fans loved, and I would be the first person in line at the store if Coke stood up and finally brought it back.


Wednesday, June 11, 2014

World Cup Preview (the Deluxe Version)

                                                   2014 Copa Mundial (The Deluxe Version)

I’m not going to cover the whole thing like I just did in the other version, but I thought I would give an in-depth look into the 16 teams that I think will make it to the knockout rounds.  Just because we may see a little bit more of them...


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Brazil – They really have a solid back four.  Not in the days of a Roberto Carlos, Lucio, Roque Junior and Cafu defense, but it’s still really good.  Thiago Silva is probably one of the top 3 or 4 CB’s in the world.  He’s not afraid to slide in on any player, and he wins just about every outcome.  David Luiz is a bit unreliable as a defender, but he goes forward well and has a lot of energy to deal with attacks.  He will need to be at his best if they are to beat Spain in a potential final or even round 16 match-up.  Marcelo and Dani Alves are both near their peak, and I don’t expect to see any changes there.  Julio Cesar will start in goal barring disaster.  The mid-field is tricky.  While Phil Scolari seems to think that Paulinho and Luiz Gustavo are their best options for central midfield, I think he should be a little more ambitious and maybe start Hernanes, Ramires or Fernandinho periodically.  Fernandinho was a great performer over the season for Manchester City, and against the likes of Luka Modric and Alex Song, they may need that extra bit of strength.  In attack, they have nothing to complain about.  Oscar has great vision, positioning sense and moves with the ball well.  Neymar is as unpredictable as they come.  Hulk is a force to deal with on the right side of the field, and even Fred gets into great scoring positions even though he doesn’t really help elsewhere on the pitch.  I think if they are going to bring home the trophy, a sub is really going to have to help this team get that extra goal.  Scolari didn’t bring anyone that resembles that option to me, but Jo has played well on the international level recently.

Croatia – I’m not sure the last time I was so excited to see a youngster play in a big tournament.  Maybe Wayne Rooney at the 2004 Euros before he made his move to Manchester United.  But that’s the amount of excitement that I have for Mateo Kovacic the attacking midfielder for Croatia.  He just turned 20 a month ago, but his influence could be a big factor as to whether Croatia can get to the quarterfinals.  He sees the field very well, isn’t afraid to take on defenders with his dribbling ability and can even score from distance.  With Luka Modric and Ivan Rakitic in central midfield already, it’ll be interesting to see where it all fits in.  They have Ivan Perisic available to play out wide, but in doing so may result in either Rakitic or Kovacic coming off the bench.  Up front they have an array of options with Mario Mandzukic, Eduardo and Nikica Jelavic all available and fit.  I think they probably go with a 4-4-2 and play Mandzukic and Jelavic.  They both are strong and hold the ball up well.  Their back four is solid, and led by their captain Darijo Srna.  He will have to be great as he holds the key to their counter.  Stipe Pletikosa has been their goalkeeper for as far back as I can remember, and nothing changes here.  He’s a sturdy character back there, who doesn’t make many mistakes.

Spain – This team has a couple of holes, but for the most part it’s an absolute powerhouse.  As we all know, they don’t play the most exciting brand of football during these tournaments, but none of us can argue the results.  They have won the last 3 major championship trophies and are probably favorites after Brazil and maybe Argentina.  They keep the ball really well, and anyone that is asked to play in midfield does a great job of drifting in and out of space and setting up both the fullbacks and the starting forward to success.  I think they are at their best when they play Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets behind Xavi, Iniesta and Fabregas.  Del Bosque has plenty of options; he can also play Pedro out wide left or David Silva/Juan Mata just behind the striker in a #10 role.  The back four looks to be predictable, with Sergio Ramos, Gerard Pique, Cesar Azpilicueta and Jordi Alba safe bets to start.  Iker Casillas will man the space in between the pipes, and for me really, it’s - does he go with Pedro up front alone, or Diego Costa if he is fit and ready to go... David Villa and Fernando Torres are also there if they decide to go with more central striking options and both of them having proven to be match winners in the past.  If either one was on top form, Spain may already have this wrapped up.  Because it’s Diego Costa who’s had the best season and he’s quite new to the team, they may be more inclined to go with what’s familiar, but they might be even better than before too.

Chile – This team really put it together during their qualifying run.  They took 16 from their final 18 points at the end of qualifiers, beat England 2-0 in a friendly, and drew with both Spain and Brazil during the run-up.  They have a pretty good side, with sprinkles of excellence.  They like to play a very direct game and try to find the runs of Alexis Sanchez and Eduardo Vargas over the top.  They have a lot of pace in their side, and their midfield is really underrated.  Look for them to play a somewhat false 9: 4-3-3 and have Mauricio Pinilla drop underneath inside similar to Messi at Barcelona.  They have Isla thundering up their right side which makes them difficult to defend; on one hand they sometimes over extend, but considering it’s Sanchez and Isla coming at you they believe it’s worth the risk.  Arturo Vidal, if fit, is one of the best midfielders in the world.  He can dictate a game with his technique, but also make forward runs and score goals to.  If GK Claudio Bravo can find his form that he’s had with Real Sociedad, they may sneak up on a few teams.

Ivory Coast – I really like this side.  I know that they struggled in a friendly defeat to Bosnia, but they are a tough team to come against, and if they are at full-strength, a threat to maybe make the quarterfinals.  They play a very direct game, but aren’t afraid to push their midfielders forward and make some deep runs.  They have a number of options up front, and a couple different types of players as well.  Wilfried Bony had a good season with Swansea City in the Premier league and is difficult to handle in the box.  He can score equally well with his head or feet.  I like Gervinho and Salomon Kalou, as they both can take defenders on and score goals as well.  Didier Drogba is obviously the one to watch though as his strength and skills can take over a game.  My only concern for this side is whether Cheick Tiote and YaYa Toure are committed to the defensive side of the ball.  Granted it was with different players, but the Ivory Coast gave Bosnia plenty of room to play the ball around in midfield, and they don’t have defenders that can go out and win the ball back.  If Didier Zokora can raise his game and not make big mistakes, they can definitely get into the final 8.

Colombia – With Falcao, they can compete among the world’s best.  Without him... well obviously I still think they have some talent if I think that they can get to the knockout rounds.  Which they do.  Setting up on the wings are two very exciting young talents in James Rodriguez and Juan Fernando Quintero.  Both players can play on either side of the field, play in the central roles behind the strikers and they both pass the ball and dribble very well.  I’m not sure if Jose Pekerman is going to play both of them at the same time, but he does have that option if he wants to go with one striker.  Now that Falcao is gone, I believe the new star will be Jackson Martinez.  He can play up front alone like he sometimes does for Porto, but they may play him alongside Adrian Ramos or Teofilo Gutierrez.  Either way, Colombia will have a lot of strength in attack.  It’s their midfield discipline that really impresses me though.  Abel Aguilar and Fredy Guarin are both very industrious central midfielders that can also win a game.  Just like most other sides coming through, if they can find a little bit of defensive stability, and with Cristian Zapata and Mario Yepes I believe that they have it, the firepower in their attack should be enough to get them out of a relatively difficult group.

England – This is an England team with the talent that can take them far. That being said, They’ll probably screw it up somehow, but I believe that England finally has the right formation and talent to make an impact on a world tournament.  Ever since Hodgson decided to switch to an ebb and flowing 4-3-3, England has been a much better side.  I just hope that they aren’t afraid to play the youngsters when it’s clear that they are better served by doing so.  Daniel Sturridge and Wayne Rooney have shown pretty decent chemistry while playing together up front for England.  Now that Raheem Sterling has come of age and really become a threat, I think it’s time to see those 3 players up top for England.  With no disrespect to Adam Lallana, my guess is that he plays most of the time, sits a little bit deeper alongside Steven Gerrard and Jack Wilshere and they play a little more conservatively. I was also really hoping to see Everton starlet John Stones in defense, but it wasn’t meant to be.  I’m not sure if Hodgson has his mind set, but it appears he will go with Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Phil Jagielka and Glen Johnson in defense.  It’s a solid foundation, but for England to move deep into the tournament, they are going to need Joe Hart to stand on his head.  But for the first time since 2002, I think that England has a GK capable of winning the tournament on his own.  There is something I think to be said for that.

Uruguay – They will probably prove me wrong and win this group, as I think that they have really cultivated a group of star players geared toward challenging for a title in this year’s tournament.  They have a decent squad in 2010, but leaned on Diego Forlan and Luis Suarez to get them to the semi-finals.  Suarez played a great “hand” in getting them there, ha, ha, ha.  This year’s team is much more balanced and Suarez and Edinson Cavani have developed into world class stars.  They can both play in either striker position, just off of the striker, and although Cavani doesn’t prefer it, he can play wide left as well.  Understanding how much they can move, and still keep a lot of their technique and tactics satisfactorily will go a long way in determining how far this team will go in 2014.  They played Brazil much better than Spain did at the Confederations Cup, and are certain to be a threat if they can pull out a group D runner-up at the expense of maybe playing Brazil again in the quarters.  Their midfield is underrated and like to play a pressing style of defending in order to set Cavani and Suarez up on a quick counter-attack.  Alvaro Gonzalez should be playing in the holding role, although Uruguay really doesn’t have a set midfield rotation, and likes to move their defenders and midfielders into different positions making things difficult for the opponent.  Alvaro Pereira is another player to watch for as he can play both fullback and in the defensive midfield.  He gets forward well, and gives them an attacking balance along with Maxi Pereira.  Diego Godin has been in sensational form for Atletico Madrid this season, and shouldn’t have any problems with the likes of Mario Balotelli or Wayne Rooney.

Switzerland – They had a great qualifying campaign and didn’t lose a single game.  They were ahead of Iceland 4-1 at home before drawing 4-4, otherwise they were very convincing and well deserving of a #1 seed for the World Cup.  Many fans aren’t familiar with their players, but their starting 11 is deserving of a quarterfinal place if they can just avoid injury.  GK Diego Benaglio is one of my favorite keepers, and does a great job between the sticks for Vfl Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga. I’m surprised he hasn’t moved on to a bigger club, as he is just under the level of a Michael Neuer or Iker Casillas.  Their back four is aging, but has a lot of experience and guts.  They won’t wow you with their technique, but they are good cover for Benaglio.  Stephan Lichtsteiner is probably the star of that group since Johan Djourou never reached his potential for Arsenal.  Their midfield has class all around.  Their holding midfielders are Granit Xhaka and Gökhan Inler and both are leaders of their respective club sides – Borussia Mönchengladbach and Napoli.  They read the game well, and rarely get caught out of position. The 3 attacking midfielders: Xherdan Shaqiri, Tranquillo Barnetta and Valon Behrami are all experienced and gifted and link well together.  This team’s gaping weakness is up front as they don’t have any typical strikers so decided to bring youth to the tournament.  Some may be familiar with Haris Seferovic who plays with Real Sociedad and set up some nice goals in the La Liga this season. He will have to be at his very best if Switzerland want to make good on their ranking and reach the quarterfinals.

France – Let it be known that I am obsessed with Antoine Griezmann and I really don’t think people need to be concerned that Franck Ribery is out for the entire World Cup.  He comes from the same school of confidence plus indifference and that is an important combo if you want to be a top class winger.  He may infuriate at times with his amount of shooting and lack of playing a team game, but his skill set leaves many thunderstruck by how talented he is.  I believe that France will also play a 4-5-1 similar to that of Switzerland, but giving their holding midfielders the freedom to roam the pitch.  I think that will work well in a weaker group, but if they can’t get the 3 points against Switzerland, it may leave them vulnerable to a 16-round match against Argentina and a rethinking of their tactics.  But that is for later.  Let us talk about the boy genius Paul Pogba.  For as young as he is, the maturity of his game is simply breathtaking.  He makes great galloping forward runs and can finish them off with goals.  He can sit back and hammer them from distance.  He intercepts numerous passes and gets the ball forward quickly.  He is a bull on the defensive side and isn’t afraid to take chances.  Merely put, he is the Claude Makelele-Michael Essien hybrid.  And his partner Blaise Matuidi isn’t too bad either.  He, however, gets caught too far forward at times and is quick to join the attack (Argentina – uh oh).  But with Yohan Cabaye and Morgan Schneiderlin willing to sit back, the tight 3 CM may make sense.  It looks like Patrice Evra will get another go at LB.  Bacary Sagna will probably play at RB.  Hugo Lloris will naturally be in goal.  The key to this team is what two central defenders Didier Deschamps decides to go with, and that could be his downfall or his rise to ascendancy.  While Raphael Varane and Eliaquim Mangala have all the talent in the world, they are both very inexperienced and he might be better served selecting Laurent Koscielny or Mamadou Sakho to run the back.  Karim Benzema’s productivity is anyone’s guess, but we all know he will be the chosen front man come this Sunday.

Argentina – I really thought that 2010 was going to be their tournament.  Messi was at his peak.  Carlos Tevez and Sergio Aguero were close. Javier Mascherano was at the top of his game.  And then Diego Maradona chooses to leave Esteban Cambiasso and Javier Zanetti at home.  He totally killed the team spirit and they left with their tail between their legs after a 4-0 mauling at the hands of Germany.  This time, people believe them to be stronger, but I just don’t see it.  While Angel Di Maria has been remodeled from a Ferrari into a Ford F-150, they still have too many questions about their defense.  Also for that matter, how fit is Sergio Aguero?  If he is ready to go, things may be interesting.  I imagine that Alejandro Sabella will go with Aguero and Messi and then play Ezequiel Lavezzi and Di Maria on the wings.  Now that Di Maria has more positioning sense and can see the game from a deeper role, this may be of a great benefit.  Lavezzi is a scoring threat on the other side of the pitch that they didn’t have in 2010.  There will be no triple-marking Messi.  The holding roles are my main questions because Fernando Gago has always struggled against more gifted players and Mascherano is better suited at CB these days.  Lucas Biglia may be their wildcard, but he does have temperamental issues.  At his best though, he could be the difference between Argentina going home early, or them lifting the cup.  He pressures well and gets rid of the ball quickly.  Their back four is anyone’s guess because Fabricio Coloccini is staying home and Martin Demichelis had the most average season I have ever seen for a league champion.  He almost cost Manchester City the Premier league title independently.  Ezequiel Garay is one of the world’s best; however, the rest of the defense leaves plenty of question marks.

Bosnia & Herzegovina – I finally got to see the Cup’s great surprise play, and I will say, I was has surprised as the rest of the world.  For this being their country’s first tournament, they play with the maturity and experience of a nation that has done this for a while.  In goal, most will be familiar with Asmir Begovic who plies his trade with Stoke City in the BPL.  He too is capable of winning a game on his own as shown in the friendly against Mexico.  Their back four is tough and zones really well as a team.  They didn’t let Mexico get behind them once, and they pass the ball around pretty well in addition. Emir Spahic is one of the classiest guys around.  Miralem Pjanic is the player that makes this machine go.  He loves to be around the ball, passes quickly and always seems to find space to create chances for his forwards.  He is also dangerous on set-pieces from distance.  Senad Lulic and Zvjezdan Misimovic are two other talented players that can balance out the mid-field.  Up front it starts and ends with Edin Dzeko.  His form this season has been nothing short of extraordinary and he has great touch and skill for such a big man.  His involvement will be crucial if Bosnia wants to compete for a quarterfinal place.  His partner in crime Vedad Ibisevic is a dangerous in the box striker who can score with either foot and from small spaces.  Bosnia will attempt to feed as many balls into this two as they can and look for them to make defenses pay.

Portugal – Without injury, this is one of my favorite teams in the tournament.  They have very specific defined roles, and the players are very responsible at playing within these guidelines.  It starts with Cristiano Ronaldo who is given the freedom to roam between left and right, but has great judgment and awareness on when to do so.  He has a great understanding on opponents tactics and whether he has the freedom to take players on or get the rest of the team involved.  Portugal will likely play with a three-pronged attack and have Nani on the opposite side of Ronaldo and Helder Postiga leading them from the front.  While not the quickest, Postiga has a knack for scoring goals and keeping the defense alert.  Their midfield is very gifted and balanced.  Joao Moutinho is one of the great #10’s of this generation, and he can score from distance as well.  He contributes close to 3 key passes a game for Monaco which is probably the reason they went from the 2nd division promoters in France to 2nd place in the first season he was there.  Raul Meireles is active in the midfield and can hound opponents for the full 90.  He isn’t the greatest going forward, but can still rip a shot if given time and space.  Miguel Veloso sits just behind these two and closes gaps incredibly well.  It’ll be interesting to see if they can get William Carvalho onto the field.  He is called the new age Daniele De Rossi, and if they can find time for him, he will be crucial into allowing Cristiano Ronaldo and Nani the opportunities that they need to stay forward and score goals.  Their defense has been together for years and I don’t see any changes from 2012. Fabio Coentrao, Pepe, Bruno Alves and Joao Pereira are a solid back four and keeps Rui Patricio from getting peppered when they get too anxious going forward.

Germany – Two years ago, I felt that this would be the team that would win the World Cup.  And while I still think their chances are great, they have taken a few hits that might keep them from bringing the trophy back to central Europe.  Losing both the Bender brothers was a big loss in that it takes from their midfield depth.  If they had been available to play, everyone else could’ve been utilized in their best position.  But even bigger than that is the nagging injury of Ilkay Gundogan and the recent loss of Marco Reus.  These two have the talent and confidence to walk into any side and change the game.  Reus was probably one of the top 5-6 players in the world this season, and at times carried Borussia Dortmund on his back.  Gundogan going down early coincided with Dortmund’s mid-season collapse and with he and Schweinsteiger running the central of the park, Germany could’ve matched wits with anyone.  Well they can still make due.  It will likely be with Toni Kroos and Julian Draxler who are both great players, but it does change the dynamic of the team.  Instead of counter-attacking the opponents to death, Germany may be forced to keep position more of the time.  Kroos is a great attacker on and off the ball and can score at anytime from 35 yards out.  Mesut Ozil, Thomas Muller and Draxler could be their three attacking options if Joachim Low refuses to go with Lukas Podolski.  Miroslav Klose will lead the front line for what seems like 30 years.  He is a sure fire bet to become the World Cup’s all-time leading scorer.  The back four if fully fit could be Germany’s strength as Mats Hummels and Philip Lahm are already world-class, and Per Mertesacker is a fine defender as well. Jerome Boateng may be considered the weakness at LB, but he is still probably in the top 5-10% of top defenders in the world.  Michael Neuer is probably the world’s top goalkeeper if not right up there with Buffon and Casillas.  Mario Götze is probably this year’s wild card; if they can find room for him and let him excel, he has the talent, vision and passing skill set to take over matches.

Belgium – Their starting eleven reads like a who’s who of the world’s top young stars.  Eden Hazard.  Romelu Lukaku.  Adnan Januzaj. Kevin De Bruyne. Thibault Courtois.  Now having the talent and putting it all together are two different things.  But early indications say that Belgium is well on their way towards that success.  They took 26 from 30 points in qualifiers.  They developed depth at most positions.  And they still have the world’s best defender in the best form of his career in Vincent Kompany.  Belgium likes to play a very wide 4-3-3 giving their central midfielders a lot of space to make passes and forward runs.  Hazard usually place close to the touchline; it’ll be interesting to see if they give Januzaj that same freedom.  Lukaku has been struggling to become fit for the tournament, however, Belgium starts on the final day of round 1 so he should be good to go.  If they can get crosses in from out side, Lukaku will give opposing defenders fits in keeping the ball out of the net.  Prior to this season, I would’ve said that Marouane Felliani, Axel Witsel and Mousa Dembele would have been a nightmare to deal with in the middle of the park.  Yet all three players had really inconsistent seasons, and maybe only Dembele really deserved the call-up.  This formation does play to their strengths however as Felliani and Witsel showed in years past that they can be very dangerous if given space to go forward.  Their defense is set with Kompany, Thomas Vermaelen, Jan Vertonghen and Toby Alderweireld manning the back four. They all are strong, and are willing to dive in any make tackles.  If anything, only their lack of pace may make them vulnerable against the stronger counter-attacking sides i.e. Portugal, Brazil.  That may not matter as Courtois has been almost a sure thing in goal all season long.  Only 30 minutes of extra time kept him from having a dream season at Atletico.  He could also be the difference between a knock-out round game defeat and a semi-final appearance for this young talented squad from central Europe.

Russia – Russia had a comfortable qualifying campaign in beating Portugal to the top of the group.  They only conceded 5 goals in ten games and really looked to be difficult to score against.  My only concern is the couple of times I have gotten to see them play or been witness to highlights is that they really don’t have a structured formation and the players are given a lot of freedom.  As a fan, I enjoy this, but from a footballing perspective it could lead to their demise.  They are likely to be lead by Zenit striker Aleksandr Kerzhakov.  He is similar to Michael Owen in playing style; give him just two inches inside the box and he’ll take it and score.  He doesn’t offer much else to the side and he’s moody, but on his day he is tough to stop.  Behind him they will probably send out Yuri Zhirkov (my favorite European name), Alan Dzagoev, and Viktor Fayzulin.  They are all gifted players with a knack for scoring goals from distance. Dzagoev can also take a set-piece if asked to.  Igor Denisov is the leader of the team and a bull in the midfield.  He is difficult to handle and does a great job in getting under the skin of the opponent.  The back four is mostly CSKA Moscow with LB Georgi Schennikov, CB’s Vasili Berezutski, and Sergei Ignashevich.  It could’ve been the entire back four, but Vasili’s twin brother Aleksei didn’t get called up for reasons implicit.  The likely RB will be Aleksei Kozlov of Dynamo.  In goal, another CSKA player, this time the great Igor Akinfeev.  He has always been destined for great things; some would say he’s been an underachiever, while others would label him a loyalist.  I just think he likes Russia and he’s very good there.  He is another who can get his team into and further than the quarterfinals if he finds his top form in the next couple of weeks.

Good night, readers!  Enjoy the World Cup!  We’re less than 14 hours away!!!!

P.S. For my wife - Nice try CS.

Monday, June 9, 2014

World Cup Preview (The Casual Version)

2014 Weltmeisterschaft

            Well, on Thursday it becomes official, I become a neutral fan of sport.  I think the World Cup is a great way to get it started; looking at all 32 teams it really looks to be an open tournament this time around.  I think that there are about eleven countries that could come out of this thing with the Jules Rimet trophy.  Obviously, Brazil should be considered favorites as the host of this great tournament, but while they have some great players, it is most of the European nations that currently have the best teams on the planet.  I will attempt to make this blog analyst casual; the United States is finally turning in the world’s favor, I think soccer is going to be a major US sport in the years to come.

Group A:
Brazil (hosts)
Cameroon
Croatia
Mexico

Star Players:
Brazil – Neymar
Cameroon – Samuel Eto’o
Croatia – Luka Modric
Mexico – Rafa Marquez

Group analysis:
First should be locked up by Brazil, 2nd is a little tricker.  I think if Mexico or Cameroon can win their game this Friday, they set up nicely to get that 2nd spot.  If Croatia can earn a draw against Brazil, however, look for them to finish 2nd or even in that top spot.  They have a bunch of talent on the offensive side of the ball; if teams attack them they are doing so at their own peril.  Croatia is a counter-attacking machine.

My picks – Brazil 1, Croatia 2

Group B:
Spain
Netherlands
Chile
Australia

Star Players:
Spain – Andres Iniesta
Netherlands – Jordy Clasie
Chile – Arturo Vidal
Australia – Michael Jedinak

Group analysis: Spain still has the quality that should see them through to the next round.  There are some tricky fixtures in this group, nothing is really an easy game, but they have quality at every position.  Netherlands is going through a transitional stage, their stars are aging quickly, but they have plenty of talent coming through soon.  This team is a mixture of both, but really no one at their peak.  They need Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder to be sensational in order to repeat 2010’s final appearance.  Chile could surprise.  Between Vidal, Alexis Sanchez from Barcelona and Mauricio Isla from Juventus, they have a bit of star quality from players that aren’t afraid of the big stage.  Australia’s best players are older, but the experience could be enough to see them challenging for that second place.

My Picks – Spain 1, Chile 2

Group C:
Colombia
Greece
Ivory Coast
Japan

Star Players:
Colombia – Juan Fernando Quintero
Greece – Giorgos Samaras
Ivory Coast – Didier Drogba & Yaya Toure
Japan – Keisuke Honda

Group Analysis:
To be honest, I have no idea.  I’m not sure if the experts do either.  Colombia with Falcao was one of the more dangerous sides in the world, and probably an outside threat at the semi-finals.  Now, I don’t know if they get out of the group.  Japan and Greece are very organized sides who are tough to score against.  They each have enough attacking ability, especially Japan that could see them both through.  The Ivory Coast has the potential to win this group; Didier Drogba is one of the best leaders in world football.  If Yaya, Wilifred Bony, Chieck Tiote and Max Gradel can repeat their league form for 3 more games, there’s no reason why the Cote D’Ivoire can’t win this group.

My picks – Ivory Coast 1, Colombia 2

Group D:
Uruguay
England
Costa Rica
Italy

Star Players:
Uruguay – Luis Suarez
England – Daniel Sturridge
Costa Rica – Bryan Ruiz
Italy – Gianluigi Buffon

Group Analysis:
In my humble opinion I think that this is the toughest group.  It’s hard to argue that England, Uruguay and Italy don’t deserve to get out of the group stages.  Just like in group A, I think the winner of the first match between England and Italy probably gets through. If it’s a draw, well that could be the worst thing that happens to both nations. Uruguay is expected to get all 3 points against Costa Rica, and will be tough to beat. If England lose that 2nd game to Uruguay, it could be over for them.  I think that they surprise and win that one.

My picks – England 1, Uruguay 2

Group E:
Switzerland
France
Honduras
Ecuador

Star Players:
Switzerland – Xherdan Shaqiri (Love this guy)
France – Paul Pogba
Honduras – Andy Najar
Ecuador – Antonio Valencia

Group Analysis:
I think this group should only have 1 team qualify for the knock-out stages.  All joking aside, Switzerland and Ecuador are a bit underrated and have some pretty good players.  Switzerland has a midfield of 5 that could cause damage even into the knock-out stages.  Ecuador has a lot of strength and should be familiar with the conditions when they play Honduras in Curitiba.  Those 3 points could be enough to get them through. France is a bit of an enigma in this tournament.  They have the talent to go far, but no one knows what to expect from them.

My picks – Switzerland 1, France 2

Group F:
Argentina
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Iran
Nigeria

Star Players:
Argentina – Leo Messi (Hopefully, everyone knows who this is)
B&H – Edin Dzeko
Iran – Ashkan Dejagah (Only player I know)
Nigeria – Peter Odemwingie
Group Analysis:
It should be pretty much straight forward with maybe room for one hiccup.  If Nigeria can win that second game against Bosnia, then things could get a little bit tricky for second.  Argentina should and better have the results to win this group; otherwise they have a ridiculously hard schedule to get to the final.  A first place finish could make things a bit easier.  Nigeria has the talent to produce an upset in this group; Victor Moses and Ogenyi Onazi are two players that could have 100+ caps for Nigeria when their times is up.  Their form will be crucial in order to get 6 points before that final game against ArgentinaBosnia appears to have great team spirit; this is their first appearance as a nation so it’ll be interesting to see if there are any nerves in the camp.  Iran may be happy just to be here although they have only lost 1 of their last 10 matches.

My picks – Argentina 1, Bosnia 2

Group G:
Germany
Ghana
United States
Portugal

Star Players:
Germany – Hard to tell with all the injuries... Thomas MĂĽller
Ghana – Kwadwo Asamoah
United States – Lando... Michael Bradley
Portugal – Cristiano Ronaldo

Group Analysis:
Although what looks to be a pretty tough group on paper, depending on the results of the first 2 matches (Ger-Por, USA-Gha) Germany and Portugal are probably the favorites to get out.  While Germany has had a nightmare of injuries come into the squad, at the end of the day they have an eleven good enough to get to the next round.  Portugal relies on one player, but when it’s Cristiano, they can pretty much beat any team in this tournament.  I am shocked that they didn’t take Andre Gomes of Benfica, he could have been the young star of the tournament.  The United States will have a tough team to defeat, but unless their young strikers can score, they will likely go home.  Ghana has a deep, talented squad, but may lack the experience in defense and goal to really make a run.

My Picks – Portugal 1, Germany 2

Group H:
Belgium
Algeria
Russia
South Korea

Star Players:
BelgiumEden Hazard
Algeria – Sofiane Feghouli
Russia – Maksim Kanunnikov
South Korea – Son Heung-Min (Watch this space...)

Group Analysis:
Belgium is almost on the level of the world powers and should have the number 1 place wrapped up.  What they have done in that country with their youth over the last ten years is simply astounding.  They are about twenty deep, and can make a huge run in this tournament whether or not they see the Germans in the next round.  The second place is up for grabs between the other 3 teams.  I think that Russia is the slight favorites, but they really went with youth for this tournament.  I’ll be curious to see how their young strikers do.  South Korea has a ton of talent in the attack, and a nice blend of experience and youth in the squad.  People may laugh at Algeria’s chances, but there is a bit of talent in their team and if taken lightly could somehow squeeze 2nd from this group.

My Picks – Belgium 1, Russia 2

Knock-out Round Picks –
Brazil vs ChileBrazil
Ivory Coast vs UruguayUruguay
Switzerland vs BosniaBosnia
Portugal vs RussiaPortugal
Spain vs CroatiaSpain
England vs ColombiaEngland
Argentina vs FranceArgentina
Belgium vs GermanyBelgium

Quarterfinals:
Brazil vs UruguayBrazil
Bosnia vs PortugalPortugal
Spain vs EnglandSpain
Argentina vs BelgiumBelgium

Semi-finals:
Brazil vs PortugalBrazil
Spain vs BelgiumSpain

3rd place game:
Belgium vs PortugalPortugal

World Cup Final:
Spain vs Brazil
Well, a rematch of the Confederations Cup final in which Brazil destroyed Spain 3-0.  While I think that the Spanish style of years past is kind of a dying trend, the amount of talent and options that they have at their disposal is absolutely outrageous. They brought along ten midfielders of who the tenth best one may be the star midfielder from Arsenal, Santi Cazorla.  If Diego Costa can come back at full strength, or even at 80%, Spain probably wins their 4th major tournament in a row.  I’m betting they do.

Spain

Note:  Just for fun, here is the team that Spanish National Team coach Vicente Del Bosque left at home...

GK Victor Valdes (although he is hurt)
LB Alvaro Arbeloa
RB Daniel Carvajal
CB Marc Bartra
CDM Javi Garcia
CDM Mario Suarez
RM Jesus Navas
LM Isco
CM Thiago Alcantara (although he is hurt, too)
ST Alvaro Negrado
ST Fernando Llorente


Ridiculous.  Without injuries this 11 could make a quarterfinal.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Cities I've Never Visited

Nate’s 9: Cities I’ve Never Visited

         

 And of course, by that I mean cities that I would like to see.  Not just a list of cities I’ve never visited.  Because technically, Gary, Indiana could be at the top of the list.  It is culturally significant after all.

#9 – Paris, France.  I think deep down I don’t really want to go here, but I almost feel like I have to.  I feel like I might get short-changed in life if I don’t at least give a little of my time to the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre and that cute little cafĂ© shop from the Windows 7 commercial a few years back.  And now that PSG is a world power, I suppose a stop-in at the Parc des Princes wouldn’t hurt either. I mean if Kanye can’t stop talking about it...

#8 – Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.  Before I purchased Time Magazine’s most wonderful architectural magazine a few years ago, I didn’t even know that Kuala Lumpur existed.  I only knew Malaysia for being from the Far East and a place that I would probably never encounter.  But since I’ve seen those towers... one of my biggest fear is that of height, and I know that I would be very anxious if I were to ever tour the Petronas Towers. Yet, I feel that if I am ever able to visit this lovely city and walk across the tall beam however many stories high, that my fear would be absolutely gone.  That is worth a visit.


#7 – Beijing, China.  Nothing fascinates me more than that of our world history.  For the opportunity to be able to see and hear about the Ming and Qing dynasties would be simply incredible.  These are people that did so much to shape the history of that continent and you can still see pieces of their influence today.  On top of that, I have an attraction to cities that previously hosted Olympic Games, and Beijing was able to put on a show for the Summer Games back in 2008 (gasp!). I know that they kept most of the facilities used for the games, and I would love to be able to see how they progressed from the World’s greatest sporting get-together.

#6 – Kiev, Ukraine.  Ever since I lived in Germany, and spent a year learning about the after effects of the Second World War, I have had a fixation with the cultures of Eastern Europe.  Pretty much Russia, (and probably France, England and the US as well) created borders without any thought for cultural, religious and political differences and wham bam, we had resolution.  But it wasn’t really fair.  The Czech Republic is nothing like Slovakia, just as Serbia is nothing like Croatia.  Yet for years, people had to live under the same rule whether they wanted to or not.  Enough with the history lesson though.  I would like to see most of the former USSR, but my favorite cultural city was probably the capital of the Ukrainians which has a great history in Churches and the Arts.

#5 – Rio, Brazil.  In a different lifetime, it probably all would’ve come together beautifully.  In about a week, Rio will become host to what has become my favorite event, the World Cup.  FIFA has decided to make a bucket list goal very difficult for me, by putting the next two Cups in Russia and Qatar, respectively.  By the time 2026 rolls around, I will be 45 years old and without the young, springy legs that could take me around an event as exciting as this.  Beyond that, Rio has the Carnival, the Olympics and Oceanside beaches that would make any visit a must.  This would’ve been the year to do it, but Rio still awaits.

#4 – New Orleans, Louisiana.  Even beyond the Mardi Gras, I have always been interested in traveling to New Orleans.  Talk about a rich history that is nothing like the rest of the country.  Everyone that I have talked to that’s traveled to New Orleans has said that it’s like going to a different part of the world without having to leave the US.  I find the French Quarter very appealing, of course Canal St. that leads right up to the river with all of its bars and great eating, and I even want to see the Super Dome.  There must be a reason that the NFL has picked this city 10 times and I would like to find out why.

#3 – Istanbul, Turkey. Ever since I met the lovely people from Turkey that migrated to Germany while I was an exchange student have I wanted to visit their capital city.  Rich in history and architecture, there is so much to see and do there, that I don’t think it could be done on a single trip.  First, I have never experienced a Turkish bath, but I think as a father it would go down as one of the great wonders of the world.  It is described as reaching “full relaxation”. I haven’t been fully relaxed since March 7, 2010.  Second, the Grand Bazaar.  I imagine only London or Tokyo comes close to the amount of shops that Istanbul have along this stretch of land.  Third, the Blue Mosque which to me is kind of the iconic symbol for the city of Istanbul.  It’s the first image that I conjure up when I think about this diverse city.  Finally, the bridge that interlinks the Europe with Asia.  I think it’s pretty sweet that there are signs saying “Welcome to Asia” & “Welcome to Europe” like it’s no big deal.  A city that shares two significant cultures and geographical boundaries is awesome in my book!

#2 – Toronto, Canada.  I would have never considered this city in years past.  I just thought it was the “Minneapolis of the North”.  Our climates are similar, both communities are obsessed with hockey, and we each possess one of the World’s great Universities. (http://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/2013). Yet, when I heard that it’s the most polite city in the world, it had me curious.  I know Canada already has that reputation, but you think it’s more limited to the rural or suburban stretches of land.  I’m impressed that the most populated city is also thought of in such high regard.  The best part for me though is that it’s very family friendly with a large number of parks and places to take children to like the Toronto Islands.  Plus the Niagara Falls is only a two hour drive away, which I’ve always wanted to see.  Between the Toronto Zoo, the Casa Loma and CN Tower, Toronto seems like the place in Canada to see.





#1 – New York, New York.  So the saying goes, so great you gotta say it twice. It’s hard to believe that I’ve never been, but life hasn’t given me many opportunities to see the great city.  Anytime that I was in Pennsylvania, I was too young to understand the significance and value in seeing a city like New York.  Now that I can appreciate it more, life has kept me from traveling freely.  I know that it takes a month to do the entire city, but I have already made outlines for the times and places that I would like to go.  I need to be there during the NFL draft.  I have to have a day to visit the Baseball Hall of Fame. I have to see Yankee stadium, the Garden, the Rockefeller Center, the Statue of Liberty, Staten Island, Long Island, Central Park, Times Square, The Empire State building, the Museum of Modern Art, Coney Island, a Broadway show, Grand Central Station, the Guggenheim, the Brooklyn Bridge, Ellis Island, the Verrazano Bridge, and of course – Ground Zero.  Anything beyond that would be considered a bonus.  In all seriousness though, I think New York calls for multiple trips and I would definitely like to make it a family favorite for places that we want to go.  I haven’t even stepped foot on their soil yet, but I already know that it’s where I belong.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Celebrity Hotties

Nate’s 9: Female Celebrities

            Well, this year it’s going to be a little ridiculous.  In years past, I have always tempted a Hot 20, or the year that I went really nuts and drew up a Hot 101.  This year is going to be tough as I’m going to continue the idea of the Nate’s 9 blog.  Let’s just say that when I started this list, there were 108 people on it.  I kind of knew what my top 6 was, but those three final spots could’ve gone to anybody. (Hell, even Justin Timberlake was rolling through the first few rounds of cuts). 

            I've based my criteria on many things.  First, and foremost, are they attractive?  I really enjoy the comedy sketches of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, but I think that we can all agree that neither one is making anybody’s hot list.  (Except for maybe Seth Meyers’ and Alec Baldwin’s).  These lists wouldn't be nearly as fun if we couldn't base it off of our own opinions and preferences.  Its one thing to do it based on what Hollywood expects, it’s another to actually have opinions of our own (Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman are top 20). Second, they have to bit relevant to the cause.  In 2003, when I first started this, I had Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera and Heidi Klum all on the list.  While they haven’t all entirely disappeared, their chances of appearing on the list just based off of their current opportunities have diminished since their crusades upon the top 10 a decade ago.  Finally, I would like them to be age relevant to the times.  It doesn’t do me any good to put Cindy Crawford on the list this year.  While she is still very attractive and successful, her time has probably come and gone.  In fairness, I also tend to shy away from the overnight teen successes as well, and for all the same reasons.  If they are truly beautiful, successful and relevant, they can maintain it in the years to come and get a shot at the list.  I.e. Zendaya Coleman. 

            Finally, as I always do a shout-out to the wife.  Thank you for your support and your securities with yourself for knowing that this is all just in good fun.  I encourage you to be my yang and attempt a hot 9 celebrity list that the ladies can enjoy!  As long, of course, as David Beckham and Cristiano are allowed to decorate the list. 

I – A quick recognition of the three that just missed the 9 spot: Carrie Underwood, Nina Dobrev, and Yvonne Strahovski.  I think with time both Dobrev and Strahovski will threaten the list.  I didn’t even know who Strahovski was until I began this year’s list and I was only vaguely familiar with Dobrev through magazine cover publications.  They both have the talent and beauty to continue on an upward assault towards the top.  Ms. Underwood has been on the list for many years, and I must say the only reason she slipped off this year is because of the Winter Olympic Games. 

#9 – Anna Kendrick.  She makes me laugh.  On top of that, she’s a pretty talented singer, actress and judge of talent.  Most of you probably know her from the Twilight series and it’s okay if you don’t want to admit that you do.  I know her from “Pitch Perfect” and SYTYCD as a guest judge and I’m okay with letting everyone know that.  In any case, not my typical type (a little on the smallish side), but still good enough to make it this high on the list.



#8 – Silje Norendal.  Exactly.  I had no clue who that was prior to the Winter Games in Sochi this past year.  I lucked into the whole situation really.  I had the games on as background noise while I was folding clothes, and it happened to be the Women’s slopestyle.  She must have just finished and they were giving an interview and our eyes locked.  Okay, maybe that last part was a lie, but to be honest, I didn’t hear a word of the interview.  She’s a total knockout, and Lord only knows where her star lands if she dominates in South Korea in 2018.


#7 – Hayden Panettiere.  This poor girl is like the Buffalo Bills of the 1990’s.  Forgive me for bringing this up, but we go all the way back to blitzes and quarterback play from “Remember the Titans”.  She was just a little thing, but you could see the star quality even then.  It really broke out for me in “Bring It On – All or Nothing”. I would have just changed the channel, but when it panned on Hayden... Nashville has really given her a chance to shine, and while I don’t think she’ll ever grace the #1 spot on any of my lists, she’s pretty much become a staple in the top 10.


#6 – Hunter Haley King.  As soon as they re-casted Summer on Y&R I was in.  King is a killer, and still has all the time in the world.  She really hasn’t ventured out much from Y&R, but a few weeks as a model on “The Price is Right” didn’t hurt either.  She debuted on my top 20 last year, and I’ve really become a fan since me and the boys watch daytime soaps periodically.  It started as a little tribute to my dad (he watched Y&R when we used to stay in PA as kids with him), and I think I know the reasons why he never quit.  And now I have my own Ashley (My dad loved Eileen Davidson). 



#5 – Penelope Cruz.  Dear Javier Bardem, well done. I have always been a huge fan, at least since I saw the movie “Blow” in the theater.  She portrayed an absolute nutjob in the film, but she was smoking hot while doing it!  I think it correlates to the fact that I am a sucker for accents, but among her Latina look-alikes, I have to admit that she’s a lot more personable than either Eva Longoria or Eva Mendes.  Maybe she starts to slip away now that she’s leaving the lime light a little bit, but for now I see no reason for her to not be in the top five.



#4 – Selena Gomez.  I wouldn’t say I have been a fan from the very beginning, and I still think there is a little bit of questionable decision making coming from her end, but she is on her way to becoming an absolute superstar.  I will be the first to admit that I think she should probably avoid the music industry, but her role in “Spring Breakers” as well as an amusing appearance on David Letterman with which she used to bust on the Biebs a little bit, and continuing with the fact that she’s got the total package just a few years after turning 21, I believe that she is another who will still be in this list for years to come.








#3 – Scarlett Johansson.  So, for the first time in five years, Johansson is no longer #2.  It’s not that she has done anything wrong; on the contrary, I think her acting prowess has improved, and she has done very well on selections over the past couple of years.  She has aged very nicely, and has the personality to match the beauty.  As many of you may already know, I think the thickness is beauty at its best.  Johansson characterizes what I require in the ultimate attractiveness of any woman.  It’s just too bad that someone else has taken those requirements to another extreme.







#2 – Keira Knightley.  In 2003, I went and saw “Love Actually”.  My life has never been the same since.  For the last ten years, I have had only one #1 celebrity crush.  For all the things that Keira has done in her career, her biggest accomplishment has probably been defining a part of my pop culture life.  All that know me well, know that Keira has been #1 for that long.  Our interests are pretty similar (soccer, historical novels, complex films) and than to smash it with a blonde/brunette combo plus an accent... yes it was always easy for me.  I can even look beyond the fact that I find nothing sexier than a healthy chest, and Keira had no chance to ever provide the highest value in that category. But besides that, she hits on all other factors, (Successful, multi-versed in acting & music, a passion for sport, relevant, and very good looking).  It was a great run.





#1 – Kate Upton.  The comprehensive turn-around.  From her debut in Sports Illustrated where I wasn’t very impressed, to the number one spot in my 11th edition of this list, however modified.  When Upton first hit the scene, I thought she was too tall and awkward. For as much as I could appreciate her “assets”, I thought that they were her only gift to the swimsuit world, and there wasn’t much else to go off of.  I can concede defeat.  She’s surprisingly warm, has an uncanny ability to play the stereotypical blonde but exude confidence at the same time, and can laugh at herself (Watch her Youtube video Cat Daddy).  That was actually the start of my turn around.  Now completing swimsuit modeling trips to Antarctica and outer space, she really has taken modeling to a whole new level.  She’s been on the cover of Sports Illustrated without bearing a swimsuit, and still knocked it out of the park (See Uptons’ Cover) And of course, the “Nate Prerequisites”. She’s even got a little bit of love handle growing around the hip region, and if we can’t appreciate that, then we may as well not create lists. Kate Upton is simply put, just killing it.




Thank you, readers for your input and judgments on this list.  While I don’t really go for the stereotypical greatness, I can appreciate the consensus of a more global top 9.  This might be what it looks like.

#9 - Sofia Vergara.  Very visible lately.
#8 – Mila Kunis. Some would say the total package.
#7 – Jennifer Aniston.  Still raking into her 40’s.
#6 – Nicole Scherzinger. A thoroughbred.
#5 – Beyonce. Men everywhere wishing they’d put a ring on it.
#4 – Emily Ratajkowski. The good girl you always wanted.
#3 – Jessica Alba. She’ll have to tell us where the fountain of youth is.
#2 – Scarlett Johansson. Even the world agrees with me.
#1 – Olivia Wilde. I like it, just not enough.  But America can’t get enough.

And finally, for the ladies out there.  I am very comfortable in my skin, and totally understand when you all swoon for the big arms, and rock solid abs and all that other crap.  In any case, a little fun for all of the ladies.
#9 – Johnny Depp.  Only because of Pirates.
#8 – David Beckham.  Way better looking than Victoria.
#7 – Chris Hemsworth.  I know nothing about 50 shades, but come on! Pick him!
#6 – George Clooney. Any old man that can pull Stacy Keibler...
#5 – Reggie Bush.  Kardashian had no where to go but down.
#4 – James Scott.  The male version of Keira Knightley, what with his accent and all.
#3 – Adrian Mutu.  I would do a line of coke, just to be near him.
#2 – Justin Timberlake. I imagine what the ladies might think is the total package.  Or Fallon.

#1 – Cristiano.  Just take the shirt off, bro.